Is it because:
- I feel my life is in danger.
- The roof is on fire.
- They found the evidence.
- I don't know (Ooh. Bad one. If you can't name it, you can't right it. Also, self-knowledge is the foundation of emotional health).
- I'm having technical difficulties
- This website is too blasphemous.
- This website is too religious
- This website is too right wing
- This website is too left wing- Click to the Right!
- This site is too groovy environmental
- This site is too corporate
- This site is too pessimistic - Click here for optimism
- This site is too optimistic - Click here for pessimism.
- This site is too pro-choice
- This site is too pro-life
- This site is too pro-gun
- This site threatens the 2nd Amendment of the constitution
- It's just no use. Nothing I do matters. - Click here for post-apathy paradoxial commandments
- This site is too moderate
- This site is masquerading as moderate but is too extreme/radical in
all directions - it doesn't balance out, you know.
- This website is too naive/simplistic/trivializing/shallow
- This website is too arrogant/complicated/serious/deep
- My boyfriend/girlfriend/cat doesn't love me
- Deluded pervs are stalking me
- Homosexuals freak me out
- Heterosexuals freak me out
- No one is sexually oriented towards me
- I'm going to fail the bar/driver's test/SAT
- I forgot to take my pills
- The penis enlargement medicine doesn't work (so sue)
- This site is too biased
- This site is too open-minded
- I forgot to pay my credit card bill
- I have no money!
- I can't cook
- They're almost here
- We're all gonna die!
- I don't have anything to wear
We're out riding shotgun with mine defusers to see how to stay cool under pressure. We'll complete
this section and the links when we get back!
Blasphemy Warning
Warning: Clicking the BLASPHEMY link below means that you have consciously,
deliberately
chosen
to participate in the viewing
of blasphemy. If you are
pious, you will not click
here. I'm
not kidding. It's a sin to
click here. I know what you're
thinking. You're asking yourself: "Did the preacher say God is most merciful, oft forgiving, or did he say God is
jealous, vengeful and itching
to bust out the Grapes of
Wrath?" What you really need to ask yourself
is, "Do I feel lucky?" Well, do ya, Infidel?
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