Yes:
We invite you to immediately send email and register your offence to: I_am_offended@ajaban.com.
I have not yet begun to be offended:
Have patience. I am still developing content for this site. Soon I will index
all the relevant pages that may be offensive so that you can
access them immediately and be offended at once. I will also
include polls so that we can assess which pages are the most
offensive and warn/invite people.
No:
You are too mellow. I like excitable people.
The Ajaban Philosophy of Offense
We strive to be "Defenders of the Oppressed, Offenders of the Depressed.™" We have been known to take offense ourselves from time to time and believe the
path to true tolerance and understanding is through the valley
of offense and that these feelings need to be expressed and
not avoided or brushed under a rug.
We also believe that a lot of this is venting and that by simply neutralizing
harsh language, one can arrive at the humanity in the argument
and use it for much better understanding.
But actually, the part where people just go off and get shrill and stuff is very
entertaining.
Soon to Come: OFFEND-a-FRIEND™ e-greetings.
BE OFFENDED. BE VERY OFFENDED.
AND THEN GET OVER IT.
Or better yet, LEVERAGE IT to some random good. (Coming soon: the ass files example)
Be offended in different languages:
FINE! You're offended by the arrogance of all English text. Well, HERE:
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